Many of you will have come to the conclusion by now that I am somewhat fickle when it comes to my hair. It's currently Purple and Green. I'll dye it black then want it blonde, I'll get close to blonde then dye it bright red which I will then dye Purple or turquoise whilst contemplating copper. It's not just colour either, I'll have long hair then chop it off only to want it long again, then there is the whole fringe debate.
In all honesty I'm dreadfully grateful and indeed astonished that I haven't managed to kill my hair dead (yet...)
There is an easier way though, I should just literally buy hair. Seriously, why not? Think about it... a colour and length to suit each of my, erm, personalities (what? Did I even once say I was sane?) No more bleaching whilst praying to the hair faeries to please pretty please not make me bald this time. No more Purple ears and Green hands. No more stained bathrooms. No more insomnia induced boredom breakers with The scissors. No more petulant procrastination on whether to fringe or not to fringe as you can even.....buy clip on fringes! I can see a slight obsession in the making here.
I am currently lusting after this I can never ever get that ethereal white blond, the nearest I get is cat piss yellow. Also loving this , this and this.
I need to stop looking.....really. where is a sugar daddy when you need one?
This is nearly as cruel as looking at shoes.
In all honesty I'm dreadfully grateful and indeed astonished that I haven't managed to kill my hair dead (yet...)
There is an easier way though, I should just literally buy hair. Seriously, why not? Think about it... a colour and length to suit each of my, erm, personalities (what? Did I even once say I was sane?) No more bleaching whilst praying to the hair faeries to please pretty please not make me bald this time. No more Purple ears and Green hands. No more stained bathrooms. No more insomnia induced boredom breakers with The scissors. No more petulant procrastination on whether to fringe or not to fringe as you can even.....buy clip on fringes! I can see a slight obsession in the making here.
I am currently lusting after this I can never ever get that ethereal white blond, the nearest I get is cat piss yellow. Also loving this , this and this.
I need to stop looking.....really. where is a sugar daddy when you need one?
This is nearly as cruel as looking at shoes.
The somewhat inane ramblings of a semi-crunchy 30-something stay at home mum based in the NW of the UK. Mum of Thing One (10yrs), Thing Two (8yrs) and The Dude (5yrs) & Moomin (Born Aug 2014). Wife of the long suffering Husband.
In search of the meaning of life, sanity and Gin.
Breastfeeding | Co-sleeping | Babywearing | Mental Health | M.E | Left-wing
